Smut Talk

Perhaps I should making a separate blog just for smutty conversation and ameliorate my reputation and good name from public derision. Anyhow, it's too late now. I've got to get this off my head.

One of my favorite things to do is go to the gym. It's wonderful sport and I enjoy the rush. Exercising (I can never get that spelling right) can also be fun and beneficial. The locker room (i.e. sauna, showers, steamroom, and jacuzzi) is pure motivation. I workout for a good while then reward myself by heading to the locker room and participating in the sport of voyeurism. I love to watch and see all the different ways people's bodies and personalities behave in a unique and nude environment. It's almost akin to amateur pornography, except it's a live stage show rather than cruddy images on the net. I took in about an hour or so of the subtle cruising and sweating and just as I was finishing, standing in the steamroom I noticed everyone seemed to have their attentions focused on the shorter guy to my right. It wasn't until I looked over and then down to his crotch did I notice why. The man couldn't have had much blood in his body to support that third limb like he did. Maybe it's what he used to balance and walk. I don't know. I do know that it was huge and he wasn't that bad looking. I wanted to reach out and tell him that I thought he must be a movie star or perhaps to verbally express, subnavally speaking, my extreme amazement and awe for his great abundance in good fortune. Anyhow, we left around the same time and as I saw him dressed he saw me watching and gave me a cheeky grin. I just wanted to see how it was that he managed to fit himself in his good fortune jeans.

Quite possibly in the realm of this post, I happened upon a shelf of vitamins I had once been taking and saw a formulation of several amino acids that I was supplementing to make more semen. I started this quest sometime in the summer of 2002 when I read an article about it online. My goal was to get myself to produce copious amounts of precum during any sort of foreplay. An interesting trick a few good friends have shown me to be possible. However, my experiments proved fruitless when it came to chemicals, yet successful when combined with an erotic setting like a gym locker room sauna. I am entirely fascinated by the function and found myself a subject in my own voyeurism.

This has been Smut Talk with your host, Esther Marie Eustice. Be good or be good at it!